I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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