and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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