I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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