That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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