If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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