: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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