i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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