Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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