Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There r osticjed everywhere
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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