But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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