There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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