i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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