Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
His nipple licking is glorious
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