And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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