He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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