i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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