we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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