Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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