wakey wakey hands off snakey
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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