Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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