question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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