Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize