Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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