All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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