Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup

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Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Read it at the TFLN blog
(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life

(1-612): View more from Minnesota

None of those words made sense together.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?

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