Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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