You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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