I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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