everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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