fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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