And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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