Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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