It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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