YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
