The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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