My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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