i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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