Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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