why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Come on in and take your pants off
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