areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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