if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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