im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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