Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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