Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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