dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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