This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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