It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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