I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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