Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
