Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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