One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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