WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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