I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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