in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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