Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
