So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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