well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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